Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....

girl: ....who?

me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

mishacollinsiscool:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

??? someone please explain this

mishacollinsiscool:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

??? someone please explain this

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)